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| Yeah Kori is great but thomas' computer is retarded. There was a study done by UCLA which traced 84% of all blog hacking back to Thomas Bechard's laptop. Im sorry Tom. I know you feel that macs are more than computers...in fact secret portals to another dimension where pixie dust will make us fly and there are no minorities. Now Im not saying that that place doesnt exist....it will always be alive in my heart...Im just saying that macs are not how we get there. Damn Dick Cheney! hes the only thing in our way! Im in my moms office and she is talking to a student right now and her name is literally Lyneequa. And thats fine. There are alot of Ewans and other wierd names out there. But heres what makes Shaniqua different. I have this sneaking suspicion that it doesnt have roots in another culture. Its just a name that got made up as a joke making fun of other names for those of the african persuasion. But I think Black people were the only ones who didn't get the joke and then all of a sudden whe have all these eequas. Whatever. There can only be so many Kates and Jills in the world. But Lyneequa...seriously? Did they just take Lynn and add eequa? So are there a bunch of Ashleequas, Janeequas, and Pameequas? God...in a way I hope so. In a way I hope so. | | |
| Yeah thats right bitches. The Kid is back. So lets get one thing straight. LADIES why on every myspace do girls have to have at least one picture where they are doing that pose wit htheir head turned 34 degrees... and that look on their face like they are trying to suck a piece of popcorn out from between their teeth? Show me one of these pictures and Ill show you a girl who probably sat in her room for four hours with a digital camera, and most likely a razor blade to cut herself with in between takes. I just saw it for about the hunderd and ninety-seventh time today and I realized something....its like there is a myth that is circulating amongst women these days. And it goes something like this...no matter how unattractive you are, no matter what how many tribal tatoos you have on your face, no matter how many ho-hos you have in your mouth at that very moment...if you can simply stick out your lips and turn your head in just the right way YOU CAN CREATE A DIMENSIONAL VORTEX AND TURN INTO SOMEONE HOTTER. Now ladies don't get me wrong, I am not saying you aren't hot Im just saying that this pose...it doesn't look hot...it doesn't turn people on...it DOESNT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MODEL...it just makes you look like you are trying to pass gas and not have anyone hear you!! What ever happened to smiling? JEEE-SUS that felt good. Was it good for you too? | | |
| You gotta operate the easy way.
I made a G today.
But you made it in a sleazy way,
Sellin crack to the kids.
But I gotta get paid.
Well hey, Well thats the way it is.
Things to Do:
1. Sneak into laundry room and start my clothes. I could just leave it there and it would get done but with only a half a measure of laundry soap. According to the cheap-ass proprietor "That's all you need"
2. Avoid drunken caretaker. I walked across the edge of the main floor today when he was mopping it. I said excuse me. Yet when I looked back as I rounded the corner I definitely caught a death stare. Plus he lives in a room next to the laundry room and seems to associate me with the machines keeping him up at night. I worked in there sometimes.We stopped running them after 12 when the boss gave us the ok because the caretaker was complaining. But that still doesn't stop him from scolding me not to run the machines all the night while the shaking of his finger causes his drunk ass to stumble to the side. If I ever hear the phrase "Pas toute la nuit!" again in my life I may just haul off and snap that poor pesons neck...and then eat their childeren.
3. Get email adresses.
4. Pack bags. Leaving behind as much as I possibly can: books I read that I don't care about, clothes that I wore one time I was here, my monkey-servant. I'm gonna miss that furry bastard, although he never did learn how to make a decent mojito.
5. Kill Bill
Ok. See you soon.
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| Ok so I think I will only be in town for a few days. I am going to Masan, Korea. Its sort of in the same region I went to last time. It is a nice enough place. I will have a much better situation this time. And I can always quit early and come home whenever I want. But you make a committment for a year so it would be nice to finish that and get a recommendation. Not to mention the finishing bonus which is nice. Then if I ever wanted to do it again I could get an even sweeter job. Like if I ever want to live in China. I could teach at a University or something.
So I am just making a touch and go in Spokane. Long enough to hang out with some folks and restock supplies: you know like underwear, socks...I came here with more than I am leaving with. Shirts...same deal...thats what happens when you can't do your own laundry. Now that I work at the Hostel I can. I just slip in there and throw my clothes in for free. But I still lose stuff.
So yeah, when I am not running errands I will try to be hanging out with my peeps. We will have our big party on the 19th too. If you dont want to see me because you just want to pretend that I never came home because its too hard to get me back and then lose me again so quickly ...I will understand.
Ok so I will be back in a couple of weeks. Friday after next. So Ill see you then.
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